These babies will vacuum seal your ass. I am currently wearing them, and I have to get up every three minutes to check myself out in the mirror. Like the aforementioned wildly popular fat-sucking undergarments, these are uncannily comfortable-- it is as if by immobilizing every jiggly bit of your lower half they induce a Zen-like detachment from corporeal reality. I'm not sure exactly what I will wear them with yet. Probably not lace-up open-toe booties. Right now I'm just trying to decide whether I will ever take them off.
* Coincidentally, one of my cat's many nicknames is Minnie Pants, which is probably 50% of why I decided to buy these.
** I am in the process of beginning a new blog. Earthshaking, I know. This will be my last post here. I would like to thank all three of my sporadic readers for tuning in.
