- You are all so young and precocious! I can tell how smart, conscientious, and ambitious you are just by looking at you! I would like to take pictures of you secretly and send them to your mothers so they can die happy.
- Surgery residents: it's really too soon for you to look so bitter and uptight and act so cold and haughty. Were you born that way? Also, are you allowed to wear anything but OR scrubs and long white lab coats? And are you allowed to sit with the other residents, or will you become contaminated?
- Many of you have that air of capability. I would like to to be on call this weekend, please.
- Some of you seem uncomfortable giving orders. Don't worry-- we're happy making up our own.
- A few of you seemed cocky. I don't like cocky. Few people do. Please know what you're doing or I will develop an intense dislike for you. Some nurse with bigger ones than I have will soon rip you a new one. I will probably just call you at 3AM because my patient wants a stool softener.
Love,
Aimee
P.S. I'm not joking. See if you can guess which one of your colleagues is Mini Pony.
aimee, i love you. also i hope don't have any sort of nickname.
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